From Jenn (?) in Hertfordshire, England
Enjoy these nice thoughts about hugs courtesy of poofcat.com. And don’t forget to hug the ones you love today!
Hugging is natural, organic, naturally sweet, free of pesticides and
preservatives. Hugging contains no artificial ingredients. It’s
100% wholesome. No calories, no caffeine, no nicotine.
Hugging is nearly perfect. There are no removable parts, batteries to wear
out, no periodic checkups. It consumes little energy, while yielding a lot.
It’s inflation-proof. It’s nonfattening. There are no monthly payments.
No insurance requirements.
It’s theft-proof, nontaxable, nonpolluting,
and fully refundable. And it costs very little.
Hugging is healthy. It assists the body’s immune system, it cures depression,
it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it invigorates, it rejuvenates,
and it has no unpleasant side-effects.
Hugging is no less than a miracle drug.